Andrew Bernardin on January 27th, 2012

If you delve into specifics, people today ‘hunger’ for a god for reasons that poorly overlap with more ancient reasons.  At least in areas of the world with amply stocked supermarkets and respected borders.  Today we enjoy relative peace and little hunger.  Years ago -- not so much.  And so hundreds of verses in the Old Testament speak of a god as one who not only could vanquish the enemy, but also alleviate hunger.  In fact, the Biblical drama all began in the Garden of Eden.

In a time of uncertainty, what individual wouldn’t welcome a leader who satisfied real hunger?

At twilight you will eat meat, and in the morning you will be filled with bread. Then you will know that I am the LORD your God. (Genesis 16:12)

The actions of gods in all religions reflect human concerns.  As with all animals, for the human primate food ranks at the top of concerns, followed by reproduction and others.  No, these issues are not transcendental, but fundamental.

Bread.  What a fantastic commodity.  It staves off hunger and provides the necessary energy to stand up and do what needs doing.  To be daily provided with bread—what fortune!  It is no surprise that the word bread appears in the Bible 250 times (New International Version).  Of course, there are other terms that appear throughout the Bible and reflect this basic need.  For example, famine appears 94 times, and crop(s) 60 times.  Not to mention the many verses about a god as the provider of rain (such as Psalms 65:9).

As telling is the how the “promised land” granted to a god’s children is described.

Go up to the land flowing with milk and honey. (Genesis 33:2-3

But it doesn't stop there.

And because of the abundance of the milk they give, he will have curds to eat. All who remain in the land will eat curds and honey. (Isaiah 7:22)

You will have plenty to eat, until you are full, and you will praise the name of the LORD your God, who has worked wonders for you. (Joel 2:26)

Plenty to eat.  And honey no less!  If hunger were a real occurrence in our lives, and there was a possibility of starvation, I imagine that the thought of being granted abundant food would just about make you fall to your knees.  In thanks . . . to what?  The government?  As social animals, our instincts favor the thanking of an agent, even one of the imaginary sort.

In the New Testament, written during a more modern time--one of trade and markets--there is less talk of a god as the provider of food.  Still, it appears in a number of places.  Such as the "Lord's Prayer."

Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. (Matthew 6:9-13)

Notice that in the prayer first comes praise, then an appeal.  Chimp primates will “ask” (beg) for food from others with an extended hand, palm up.  With this prayer, are humans asking for food by pressing their palms together?

I also discern in the prayer a sort of inverse hierarchy of needs.  First comes food, sex/procreation is skipped, then we get to social needs.  Help me get along better with others, for belonging to a social group is a real resource.

But back to the New testament.  Jesus performs a number of food and hunger-related miracles.  Okay, there was the water into wine thing.  But you can't use food stamps on wine, for good reason.  So scratch that one.  But there are least two beloved stories of him feeding many with food for a few.  The fish and loaves thing.

Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over. (Matthew 14:19-20)

Elsewhere, Jesus helps men catch an abundance of fish--a miraculous amount following hours of failed attempts by the experienced fishermen.  And at the last supper, Jesus informs his followers that their high spiritual act will be to honor him by eating his body and drinking his blood.  Weird?  Not really.  First, there are the numerous religious precedents that this idea is based upon.  It didn't come out of nowhere.  Second, we have this mundane verity: Religion and food are intertwined because religion is a human invention, fully reflecting the concerns of an intelligent species of primate.

Andrew Bernardin on January 27th, 2012

traditional marriage

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Andrew Bernardin on January 26th, 2012

I remember watching an episode of Penn and Teller's HBO series "Bullshit!" and reacting to something Penn Jillette said with an enthusiastic "huzzah!"

What had he said? That more people should read the Bible. Because we need more atheists.

Which made sense to me. The first time I read the whole dang thing through as an adult I was amazed by what was in it. And further amazed that people could consider it a holy book.

But I'm not your average reader. In fact, there is no such animal as an average reader. As new research suggests. In, How you read the Bible is tied to fellow worshippers' education, Baylor researcher finds, I read:

Regardless of a person's educational background, he or she is less likely to approach the Bible in a literal word-for-word fashion when surrounded by a greater number of church members who went to college, according to a Baylor University sociology researcher.

Oh. So blunt familiarity with the Bible may not help liberate folk. Notice that the finding was not about the individual's education level, but that of their peers. Social environments matter.

For me this reinforces the idea that atheists and humanists need to speak up more. Why? We are members of many social groups. And a social group can influence the thinking of others, even if it is ever so subtly.

Andrew Bernardin on January 23rd, 2012

If the human brain is a toolkit, individuals tend to have not only somewhat different kits, but they also have favored 'tools.' And perhaps these tools, these capacities, influence how we perceive our world.

Research published in September of last year offers this proposition:

Intuitive thinking may influence belief in God

Does thinking style (variable one), influence belief in a supernatural "numero uno" (variable two)?

First, a nitpick about the news release and actual paper: The consistent, unqualified use of the word "God." There are quite a few assumptions that go into the use of "belief in God," or simply "God." I've raised these before. Suffice it to say that a more scientific wording would be "a god" or "an ultimate god."

That said, the studies that generated the finding were quite innovative and perhaps revealing. In the first study, the researchers from Harvard University measured intuitive problem-solving in individuals, via a number of math problems that lent themselves to intuitive short-cuts that resulted in incorrect answers. The finding:

Participants who gave intuitive answers to all three problems were 1 ½ times as likely to report they were convinced of God's existence as those who answered all of the questions correctly.

Interesting. Is belief in a god the result of taking a similar sort of mistake-prone, cognitive short-cut? Notice that intuition does not equal true. Nor does it always equal false.

A second study was equally revealing:

In another study, with 373 participants, the researchers found they could temporarily influence levels of faith by instructing participants to write a paragraph describing a personal experience where either intuitive or reflective thinking led to a good result. One group was told to describe a time in their lives when intuition or first instinct led to a good outcome, while a second group was instructed to write about an experience where a good outcome resulted from reflecting and carefully reasoning through a problem. When they were surveyed about their beliefs after the writing exercise, participants who wrote about a successful intuitive experience were more likely to report they were convinced of God's existence than those who wrote about a successful reflective experience.

It seems if we encourage intuitive thinking and the mental short-cuts it entails we are likely to promote more error-prone thoughts and conclusions/beliefs.

Of course, there is way more to the question of why people believe in an ultimate god than this. But thinking style may be a factor.

Andrew Bernardin on January 22nd, 2012

Imagine you have walked over miles of desert sands.  You discover a pecan pie. The nuts are spread across the top in an obvious pattern, and the crust has a perfectly crimped edge. It is beautiful. And it smells divine. You conclude, nothing like this could have happened by chance. This pie must therefore have a baker.

The above is my proof that life on earth is not the result of random evolution but of a fulfilled recipe.  In other words, where you find a pie, you will always discover a baker . . . unless of course, it is a Marie Calendar pie, in which case, where you find a pie in a cardboard box, you will discover a fully automated factory.  But nevermind that.

Allow me to share the first book of my personal Bible. I call it, "The Genesis of Dessert."

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"This is not real coffee!" the Lord bellowed.

It was the first day, very early, and the Lord of my stomach had made coffee. The Lord had separated the coffee of darkness from the coffee of lightness. Upon sampling the light, he cried in disgust. Upon tasting the coffee of darkness, the pure breakfast beverage, he said, "now this is coffee. And it is good."

The Lord then divided the Columbian from the beans Arabica, and he drove the lesser beans from the kingdom of the kitchen.

On the second day, the Lord separated the bagel from the English muffin. He sprinkled seeds of the earth, seeds of poppy and seeds of sesame, onto the bagel. He cleaved the bagel. And he toasted it.

The Lord took the whiteness that didn't belong in the coffee, and he smote the whiteness. Behold, there was butter. The Lord spread the butter over the firmness of the bagel. And it was good.

During the third day, the Lord beheld a potato bun, and a chorus of angels sang.  He divided the top half of the bun from the bottom. And it was so. And the Lord said, "let all the condiments be gathered together, and all the luncheon meats be gathered together, and all the luncheon cheeses be gathered together -- but not American cheese, for it is the work of the devil."

And the Lord brought forth from the fruit of the earth some lettuce, some tomato, and some red onion very thinly sliced. From this chaos the Lord fashioned a heavenly sandwich. And it was good enough to knock his socks off, had the Lord been wearing socks.

On the fifth day the Lord flossed his teeth. Upon his toothbrush he laid Super Tarter Control toothpaste. And he brushed. And he gargled.

On the sixth day the toaster became possessed. A great pillar of smoke arose and a vision of Julia Child appeared. Archangel Julia spoke unto The Lord, and he was moved. The Lord took dictation onto an index card.  He recorded ten Culinary Commandments. Yay, now all would know the way to eternal . . . salivation.

The Lord searched far and wide for a place to enshrine the most holy index card.  And then he knew. The Lord affixed the Commandments to his refrigerator with a kitty-cat magnet.

The Lord descended onto his lounge chair, and he reclined. During this seventh day, he rested.

And on this seventh day the beasts of the earth, the Broncos, took to the field of the chosen team, the Patriots of the air game.  Saint Tebow was shewn no mercy, and was made feeble by the blitz. And the Denver run-option was kaput.

The Lord raised his hand and pressed a finger, and football was no more.

On the eighth day the Lord put away the dishes: he stacked the plates, he sorted the silverware, and he tossed the Tupperware into the cabinet and closed the door quickly, before it could topple back out.

And the Lord of my stomach spoke yet again. He proclaimed, "For those who follow my Commandments, there will be pie for dessert!"

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[next week: the Ten Culinary Commandments revealed]

P.S. Biological life is nothing like pecan pie.